Uncorked Ontario

This was sent to me, kind of funny so I thought I would pass it along.

Wine and Water

To my friend who enjoys a glass of wine.. . and those who don’t. As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) – bacteria  found in feces.

In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whisky or other liquor), because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
 
Remember:     
Water = Poop,        Wine = Health .

Therefore, it’s better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.