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	<title>Uncorked Ontario &#187; Humour</title>
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		<title>Wine vBlogger Humour</title>
		<link>http://www.uncorkedontario.com/2010/06/wine-vblogger-humour/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Jun 2010 23:30:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gary Killops</dc:creator>
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		<title>Wine and Water</title>
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		<dc:creator>Gary Killops</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This was sent to me, kind of funny so I thought I would pass it along.

Wine and Water
To my friend who enjoys a glass of wine.. . and those who don&#8217;t. As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.
In a number of carefully controlled trials, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This was sent to me, kind of funny so I thought I would pass it along.</p>
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<p><strong>Wine and Water</strong></p>
<p>To my friend who enjoys a glass of wine.. . and those who don&#8217;t. As Ben Franklin said:<br />
In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.</p>
<p>In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) &#8211; bacteria  found in feces.</p>
<p>In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.</p>
<p>However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine &amp; beer (or tequila, rum, whisky or other liquor), because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.<br />
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<strong>Remember:</strong>     <br />
Water = Poop,        Wine = Health .</p>
<p>Therefore, it&#8217;s better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.</p>
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